The Greatest Invention Ever Created

All you need is…

I’m here today to tell you about a miraculous invention
that will solve all the world’s problems, including yours
like how you can’t seem to lose those last 10 pounds from your waist
all the way to ending world hunger and wars
It’s gentle as silk and cotton sheets when someone needs soothing
Cooling ice packs for your wounds and
strong enough to lift tons of rubble after a building has collapsed
This is a phenomenal invention
It can leap over skyscrapers in a single bound with the Superhero attachment

Ok not really… but honestly it doesn’t need all of that

when it can do so many amazing things
It can cure any ailment you suffer from, soothe sore muscles
after hours of manual labor, and take you on a journey while you sit
right there in your seat, or while standing, or working out if you wish
it can do this any time of day or night dark or light
and speaking of light

did you know it can shed light onto…